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Spongebob Squarepants synger Warpigs

Head Over Heels – Literal Video Version


Head Over Heels: Literal Video Version

Too Many Cooks

Too Many Cooks
Ɨ͚͙͢͟͠Ŧ̯͔̳̺̬̣̻ͅ ͖̬̰͖̺Ŧ̭̻̲̳̝̦̗Ⱥ̹̩͚͘͠͡Ꝁ̷͖̲͓̖͍̺̻Ɇ̧͈̟̞S̨̢̟̥̮­­͇͈͓͉͉̣ ̶̵̪̜̪̰͕̙̱̜Ⱥ̧̝͉̕Ł̰̤̲͠Ø̨̡̯͍͙̩̭̦̦͔͔͟Ŧ̵̠̣̬̝ͅ­­̬͓͚ ̮͍͙Ŧ̷͍͖̳̺͕̲̬͚͜ͅØ̷̷̳̗̠̻ ̻̪M͉̠͟Ⱥ͏̫̳̣Ꝁ̶̷̜̪͈̪Ɇ̧̦̳̻̘͙̗͉̠ ̨̯͉͙͚̫͓̜̗̗͝͝Ⱥ̡͎̳̤͚ ̴̰̥̩͎̜̣̗̕ͅS̢͈Ŧ͕͉͓͚͔Ɇ͕̙͉̫͓͉͈̖͞ͅW҉̗̖̟̳́ ̢͕̲̰͔́͞

Help – I am stuck in a 80’s intro loop!

Mein Kleiner Grüner Kaktus

Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus

Blumen im Garten,
so zwanzig Arten,
von Rosen, Tulpen und Narzissen,
leisten sich heute
die kleinsten Leute,
das will ich alles gar nicht wissen.

Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus
steht draußen am Balkon,
hollari, hollari, hollaro.
Was brauch ich rote Rosen,
was brauch ich roten Mohn,
hollari, hollari, hollaro.
Und wenn ein Bösewicht
was Ungezognes spricht,
dann hol ich meinen Kaktus
und der sticht, sticht, sticht.
Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus
steht draußen am Bakon,
hollari, hollari, hollaro.

Man find gewöhnlich
die Frauen ähnlich
den Blumen, die sie gerne tragen.
Doch ich sag täglich,
das ist nicht möglich,
was soll’n die Leut sonst von mir sagen.

Mein kleiner …

Heute um viere
klopfts an die Türe.
Nanu, Besuch so früh am Tage?
Es war Herr Krause
vom Nachbarhause,
der sagt: “Verzeihn sie, wenn ich frage?
Sie hab’n doch einen Kaktus,
da draußen am Balkon,
der fiel soeben runter,
was halten sie davon?
Er fiel mir auf’s Gesicht,
ob’s glauben oder nicht,
nun weiß ich daß ihr kleiner grüner Kaktus sticht.
Bewahrn’ sie ihren Kaktus
gefälligst anderswo,
hollarie, hollarie, hollaro.

Planetpasseren Arthurs temasang

Tak for tippet til Labbyisten Kurt!

Kattedukke synger Journey

“Everybody Poops” – a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow

Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop

I can’t think when i gotta poop

Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
Poop Poop

No eye contact! I’ll beat you down!
‘Cause you know that that’s not scary
Hero!
You’ll never find a human that steals school supplies
And if you do
Let me know who (who)
And I’ll beat him down.

I like to poop poop out the bad vibes
That’s right, I’m the best one.
And when we do a show I always start with this
And then usually around five I’ll lay down and
Then I poop poop poop on the floor!
Piano.

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.

I forgot to break the mirrors
And the spaceship soared away
Why not tell me they left?
You gotta flush the toilet
Yeah, see that’s right
Professional baby
I’m gonna find a chicken fight
Then gonna go poo poo

Mama told me she wrote me a note
She forgot that I’m a soft machine man
Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck
And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!

When I’m on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i’m dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
I be regular, bitches

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.

Yeah I’m going downtown
Gotta get me some tissue
Fergie used it all up
‘Cause she got bowel issues
Yeah, she ain’t no android
You can take my word
I’m-I-I-I-I-I’m gonna go poop poop

When I’m on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i’m dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
(Th-th-th-that’s a big one!)

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
(Open wide!)

Yeah, see that’s right

Hero!

[via zefrank]

Giraf på mit loft (syng med)

Tak til den hollandske labbyist Girav Girafje for at dele klippet!

Jonathan Coulton – Shop·Vac

Se hele teksten på www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Shop Vac og køb nummeret!

Mac Gestures Made Me a Better Lover

Candies are sweet
Flowers are pretty and neat

The ramparts we watched
So gallantly streaming
Rockets red glare
Love bombs bursting in air

Romanic as hell
Oh she’s your soul mate

Oh every woman’s got needs – just like a man
If you can’t cut the mustard
you’ll go down to Titantic-Land

And this last part is important to hear
It’s so good and terrific it will make you cheer

Mac gestures made me a better lover
A better lover

Singing your tune -ah
Sharing your feelings well
won’t mean jack -oh
If you can’t give the O-bomb
It’s not over
‘till you both get
the fortune cookie
Yeah the fortune cookie

Mac Gestures made me a better lover

Hør flere sange og køb nummeret på MacMufasas blog.

Avenue D – 2D2F

PÃ¥ anbefaling fra labbyisten TurboElg. Denne sang burde, ifølge kvinder elgen har talt med, spilles med fast interval pÃ¥ alle provinsdiskoteker, pÃ¥ NASA og naturligvis pÃ¥ KellerDIRK… Vi lader det mentale billede “stÃ¥” et øjeblik.

Lyt her, hvis du ikke helt er med:

Køb her:

Avenue D – 2D2F (iTunes)

Se evt. en kortere fan-produceret video her:

Get On My Horse

Screenshot fra getonmyhorse.com

Lyt til sangen på getonmyhorse.com.

Syng med her:

Look at my horse,
my horse is amazing
Give it a lick
Mmm, It tastes just like raisins

Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane
and then it turns back again
When you tug on its winky
Ohh that’s dirty

Do you think think so?
Well I’d better not show you
where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah sweet lemonade

Get on my horse
I’ll take you ‘round the universe
And all the other places too

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse!

Tak til labbyisten Pumaen og diverse flinke folk på Facebook for linket!

Yesterday – Beatlescover med bugtalere

Fundet via Boing Boing.

Rammstein video (NSFW)

Da, det er for stærke pornografiske sager til at man kan embedde på siden, gå til www.visit-x.net/rammstein/ og hold på hat og briller.

Syng evt. med:

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in Außland das fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

To short, too tall,
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit…
Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Tak for tippet til labbyisten Luffe!

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version