Denne vittighed fungerer bedst pÃ¥ engelsk:
A penguin had engine trouble and took his motor-car to the garage. Whilst the mechanic was looking over the engine the penguin bought himself an ice-cream at the shop next-door. Not having any arms the penguin finished with ice-cream all over his beak. He returned to the garage and the mechanic emerged and said: “It looks like you have blown a seal”.
The penguin said: “No, I just had an ice-cream”.