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#SquattyPotty

En af kommentarerne pÃ¥ YouTube lyder meget rammende: “That’s it. You’ve ruined the internet for me. There is literally nothing left to watch because this is the best thing. After I click “Post” I will be turning off my computer and throwing it out of the window………right after I order my Squatty Potty…of course.”

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Paper is not dead

Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading

Brochurer for Sønder plantage i Varde

Farty flodhest

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Butt Flavor?

[via FAIL Blog]

“Everybody Poops” – a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow

Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop

I can’t think when i gotta poop

Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
Poop Poop

No eye contact! I’ll beat you down!
‘Cause you know that that’s not scary
Hero!
You’ll never find a human that steals school supplies
And if you do
Let me know who (who)
And I’ll beat him down.

I like to poop poop out the bad vibes
That’s right, I’m the best one.
And when we do a show I always start with this
And then usually around five I’ll lay down and
Then I poop poop poop on the floor!
Piano.

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.

I forgot to break the mirrors
And the spaceship soared away
Why not tell me they left?
You gotta flush the toilet
Yeah, see that’s right
Professional baby
I’m gonna find a chicken fight
Then gonna go poo poo

Mama told me she wrote me a note
She forgot that I’m a soft machine man
Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck
And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!

When I’m on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i’m dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
I be regular, bitches

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.

Yeah I’m going downtown
Gotta get me some tissue
Fergie used it all up
‘Cause she got bowel issues
Yeah, she ain’t no android
You can take my word
I’m-I-I-I-I-I’m gonna go poop poop

When I’m on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i’m dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
(Th-th-th-that’s a big one!)

Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
(Open wide!)

Yeah, see that’s right

Hero!

[via zefrank]

Endnu en alternativ iPad 2 reklame

Alternativ iPad 2 reklame

Protect your manhole

Via FAIL Blog.

Manifesto for Half-Arsed Agile Software Development

We have heard about new ways of developing software by paying consultants and reading Gartner reports. Through this we have been told to value:

Individuals and interactions
over processes and tools

and we have mandatory processes and tools to
control how those individuals (we prefer the term ‘resources’) interact

Working software
over comprehensive documentation

as long as that software is comprehensively
documented


Customer collaboration
over contract negotiation

within the boundaries of strict contracts, of
course, and subject to rigorous change control


Responding to change
over following a plan

provided a detailed plan is in place to
respond to the change, and it is followed precisely

That is, while the items on the left sound nice in theory, we’re an enterprise company, and there’s no way we’re letting go of the items on the right.

Cobbled together one Saturday morning before breakfast by Kerry Buckley
(@kerryb), following an article
by Ron Jeffries and this suggestion from Eastmad.

Fra www.halfarsedagilemanifesto.org.

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Cykel & Skidverkstad

Endnu et billede fra Sverige… Vi ved ikke om det er en kombineret cykel- og vvs-biks eller der blot er orden i toiletforholdene i cykelværkstedet?

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