Top Ten Reasons The Star Wars Characters Would Kick Ass In The Star Trek Universe
#10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun”.
#9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp – the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.
#8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
#7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
#6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
#5. One word: “light sabers”.
#4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
#3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
#2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
#1. The Death Star doesn’t care if a world is class “M” or not
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