[via I Can Has Cheezburger After Dark - Cat$ – Parody of A$$ w/ Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj]
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Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop PoopI can’t think when i gotta poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
Poop PoopNo eye contact! I’ll beat you down!
‘Cause you know that that’s not scary
Hero!
You’ll never find a human that steals school supplies
And if you do
Let me know who (who)
And I’ll beat him down.I like to poop poop out the bad vibes
That’s right, I’m the best one.
And when we do a show I always start with this
And then usually around five I’ll lay down and
Then I poop poop poop on the floor!
Piano.Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.I forgot to break the mirrors
And the spaceship soared away
Why not tell me they left?
You gotta flush the toilet
Yeah, see that’s right
Professional baby
I’m gonna find a chicken fight
Then gonna go poo pooMama told me she wrote me a note
She forgot that I’m a soft machine man
Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck
And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!When I’m on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i’m dumping my logEverybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
I be regular, bitchesEverybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.Yeah I’m going downtown
Gotta get me some tissue
Fergie used it all up
‘Cause she got bowel issues
Yeah, she ain’t no android
You can take my word
I’m-I-I-I-I-I’m gonna go poop poopWhen I’m on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i’m dumping my logEverybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
(Th-th-th-that’s a big one!)Everybody poops
And if they don’t they’re an android
And should be destroyed.
(Open wide!)Yeah, see that’s right
Hero!
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Tak til labbyisten Antigiraffen for tippet!
Candies are sweet
Flowers are pretty and neatThe ramparts we watched
So gallantly streaming
Rockets red glare
Love bombs bursting in airRomanic as hell
Oh she’s your soul mateOh every woman’s got needs – just like a man
If you can’t cut the mustard
you’ll go down to Titantic-LandAnd this last part is important to hear
It’s so good and terrific it will make you cheerMac gestures made me a better lover
A better loverSinging your tune -ah
Sharing your feelings well
won’t mean jack -oh
If you can’t give the O-bomb
It’s not over
’till you both get
the fortune cookie
Yeah the fortune cookieMac Gestures made me a better lover
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