Star Wars vs Star Trek

Top Ten Reasons The Star Wars Characters Would Kick Ass In The Star Trek Universe

#10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun”.

#9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp – the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.

#8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

#7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

#6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

#5. One word: “light sabers”.

#4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

#3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

#2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

#1. The Death Star doesn’t care if a world is class “M” or not

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